I thought I might try and blog from my iphone - how avant garde. Only problem is that the keyboard is being mighty slow for some reason. Anyway back to day 5 in hells-villa. It actually hasn't been too bad. I talk to the mum last night about her son's criminal activities and actually I almost felt quite sorry for them both. Apparently her son desperately wanted to leave his gang but he was so afraid of them and what they might do to him and his family that he had no choice but to stay.
"Hang on" I hear you all say "You? Actually feeling sorry for someone? Has hell frozen over?" Well it did sleet a bit where I live this afternoon but I wouldn't say it's frozen over. And I said i ALMOST felt sorry for then - it doesn't change the fact that they are uncouth mooching barbarians. Just this morning the criminal let one rip at the breakfast table. Ghastly. And the mum didn't even say anything - in fact she was burping her way all through breakfast. They are an embarrassment. I can't believe we share the same surname.
Anyway, today instead of using my laptop, I managed to convince them to check their email on my nintendo wii! It was hilarious watching them suffer as they tried to get to grips with the controller and then actually trying to type an email using the onscreen keyboard. Anyway the criminal is playing on wii sports and everytime he swings the controller I fear for my life and my tv screen.
Thhe criminal's mum has cooked us dinner (nice gesture i suppose) so i better end this blog. Actually it hasn't been too bad blogging with the iPhone. I might do it more often.
More tomorrow!
Andy
